58-year-old Sadie Bell was recently arrested after shooting her lover in the stomach after she deemed his sexual performance to be unsatisfying. To add insult to injury, Sadie Bell accused her lover of cheating on her because she felt that he didn’t produce enough semen during an orgasm. AKA, she wasn’t satisfied with the size of his load.
To summarize, he was shot in the stomach by his girlfriend, who was sent to prison temporarily, and everyone is now aware that he was bad at sex, and he doesn’t release a ton of semen.
The only way that things could get any worse for this guy, if the whole incident was caught on camera and posted online and seen by millions of people.